The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Margo Kaufman
I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad's advice? 'Margo, don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep.' - Margo Kaufman
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was. - Margo Kaufman
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. - Margo Kaufman